Old Spice Voicemail Message Generator

You may be aware of a recent Old Spice advertising campaign featuring a handsome man in absurd situations.

He has posted a video on YouTube that could be used to prepare a personalized voicemail message (and then another one for ladies).

This page generates such messages for you.

Choose the parts of the message that you want and press "generate". You'll get an MP3 file with your message.

Since there were many questions about it: this website doesn't send the message to your phone.
It just makes an MP3 file (the phone number is only there because it can be included in the message).
You have to figure out how to set the message on your voicemail by yourself.
It's likely that your best bet is holding the phone to your computer's speakers while recording the message.

Drop me an email if you have any questions or comments: jfedor@jfedor.org.

phone number:

hello

hello, callers

you have dialed #

the lovely/talented/intelligent and beautiful/sophisticated lady at #

the tall accomplished man you're calling

is unable to take your call

can't come to the phone right now

because they're

she's busy

ripping out mass loads of weights

riding a horse backwards with me

polishing their monocle smile

listening to me reading romantic poetry while I make a bouquet of paper flowers from each read page

cracking walnuts with their man mind

ingesting my delicious Old Spice man smell

building an orphanage for children with their bare hands while playing...

being serenaded on the Moon with a view of the Earth

on reddit

while surviving off the oxygen in my lungs via a passionate kiss

enjoying a delicious lobster dinner I prepared just for her

while carrying her on my back safely through piranha infested waters

but leave a message and they'll return your call as soon as possible

but she'll get back to you as soon as she can

thanks for calling

I'm on a horse

I'm on a phone

swan dive

this voicemail is now diamonds

do do do doot do do doot doot